Oke kali ini gue iseng-iseng jawab pertanyaan "what if". Gue ga ngerti kenapa ada pertanyaan semacam ini, cuma enak aja ngejawabnya. Sebetulnya ini posting kurang penting (soalnya gue nyari kerjaan), jadi lo boleh skip ke blog lain / close tab. Pertanyaannya pake bahasa inggris tapi bakal gue jawab pake bahasa indonesia. Bukannya ga menyesuaikan sama si pertanyaan, males aja, ga usah gaya-gayaan, enakan ceplas-ceplos pake bahasa indonesia yega?
Mulai!
A: Pura-pura sibuk.
Q: If someone's underwear was showing, would you tell them?
A: Iya lah, kasian banget.
Q: If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
A: OH ASTUTI! (lagunya Agung Hercules) huahaha.
Q: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
A: Kumpul bocah :D
Q: If you could be a bird, what bird would you choose to be?
A: Buraq!
Q: If you could be another person for a day, who would you be?
A: Penyihir.
Q: If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose?
A: Biji salak.
Q: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
A: Beneran nih mana aja? Surga.
Q: If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why?
A: Pak Habibie! Beliau jenius banget.
Q: If you could speak any other language (besides English) which language would you like to speak?
A: Bahasa hewan.
Q: If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday, where would you go?
A: Hm..... Santorini.
Q: If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
A:
Pas masih SD! Ya ampun kangen banget. Main siang bolong ga jadi masalah. Sering banget main sama tetangga-tetangga, jelajahin kampung, main banyak permainan tradisional, wirausaha, liburan. Aaaahh seru abis!
Q: If you didn't have enough money to get the bus home what would you do?
A: Naik angkot, gampang kan.
Q: If you could have any car you wanted, which car would you choose? Would it be practical or flashy?
A:
Mini cooper! Tapi harus bisa dibawa ngebut.
| Ngeeeeng! |
Q: If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
A:
Kabulkan semua permintaan saya.
Q: If only one book existed, which book would you like it to be?
A: Matilda karangan Roald Dahl.
A:
Pastry chef.
Q: If you could move anywhere, where would you like to live?
A:
Bogor ^^ tapi yang bagian dinginnya.
Q: If you had time machine, where would you go and why?
A: Masa depan, karena penasaran banget.
A:
Ga pake lama, langsung kejer copetnya!
Q: If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anybody? Why or why not?
A: Pastiiiii kan keren.
A: Kemakmuran, kebahagiaan, kedamaian.
Q: If you were the President of the United States, what problem or concern would you work on first?
A:
Obesitasssss!
Q: If you woke up one morning to find you had switched bodies with someone you know. what would you do?
A:
Ga berani bayangin, apalagi kalo misalnya jadi cowok gue ga bakal berani mandi.
Q: If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
A:
Pertanyaan aneh macam apa -.- nggak lah, sama aja kayak makan anggota tubuh sendiri.
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